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Charlett: Confessions of a kinky mind



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Shoppin, flirtin, barfin >.<

Autor:  Charlett
*just entered the superstore and now turnin to the other two*
"So, whatta we need?"
*shrugs* "It's ur party."
"Hmm... Well, I guess the most important thin is booze. No party without booze, right?!"
-.- *sighs*
^^°...
"Ok, what do we wanna drink? Beer - sure! Rae, would ya please take five - no better seven crates of it, k?"
*sighs again and lifts seven crates of beer with her powers*
"Ok, whatelse? Wine? Sparklin wine? No way! We ain't no sissies, ain't we?! Ok... some hard stuff's required, I guess. Let's see..." *study the shelves* "Vodka, grain liquor, single malt, brandy, ouzo" *put everything into the cart and go on* "Grappa - ick! I hate this fuckin crap!" >.< *shudder, put it back in the shelf and keep goin on* "Bourbon, rum, tequila, absinthe, some more vodka, some more tequila and absinthe and that's it!" XD *smile proudly*
ô.o
^^°
"Ok, what else...? Right! We need lemons and salt for da tequila!" *beam, search and grap the required thins*
"Do we need somethin to eat? ... Hmm, I think we'll order somethin, but some snacks won't hurt, right?" XD *toss a lot of random snacks into the cart, bouncin with excitement*
"Ok, I think that's it." ^^
"Don't we need some decoration?"
*snort* "What're we? Kids?!"
*waggles with some spraklin garlands and blow-outs before my very eyes*
♥.♥ *grap em* "Alright, we need decoration as well!" *.*
*chuckles*
*sweat-drops but cannot hide a small grin* ^^°
"Hey guys!" ^^
"Cy!" *hug him stormily*
"Woah, hon. Sup?" ^^°
"She appears to be a bit 'overexcited' with all the shoppin and party stuff." -.-°
"I see." *laughs, rehugs me and puts me to the ground then, pulling gently away*
"Have fun, don't we, hon?" ^^
"Of course!" XD *.*
*can't suppress a small chuckle anymore either*
"That's great, Sweety."
"Hey, ya're still weraing my clothes."
"Yeah, kinda ease into em." *gg*
"I never could! ... Anymore..." *giggle*
*chuckles*
"Ok, so ya got everythin?"
"I guess. Whattaya think?"
"Don't care." -.-
"If u think so, it'll be fine with us, I think." ^^
"Thanx, Garth!" *hug him*
"Garth?" ô.o
"Never mind!" >.>°
"'K." ^^°
"Err, hon?"
"Yes, friend Cy?"
"Dontcha think, we should get some drinks for mixin? Like coke or some limonade?"
O.o "Sure! Ya're ingenious!" *.* *hug him once more*
*pats my back* "All right!" ^^° "Let's go get some."
*dance over to the non-alkoholic drinks*
"Rae, can ya carry some of these as well?"
"Sure." *nods*
"Sweet! Thanx!" ♥.♥ *hug her*
"Star?"
"Yes, friend Raven?" *still huggin her*
"U're huggin me." -.-
*let go of her* "I apologize." XD
"Never mind." *sigh*
We head for the cash desks, pay, call a hack, hand all the shopping over, pay the hackie and return to the mall.
"Can we go home now?" -.-°
"I guess... But - hey! Where're Cy and Bee?"
<.<
>.>
*catch sight of four legs, poking out under the curtain of a photo booth*
"Here they go again." -.-
^^°
*giggle* "Well, r we goin to wait for em, or-"
"Gorgeous, I pined for ya!" *wraps his arms around my waist and starts to nibble on my neck*
*giggle again* "Hey, groper." ^^
"Oh, hottie" *places both of his hands upon the left side of his chest, lookin dramatically hurt* "Ya're breakin my heart! Isn't there another nick, ya've for me?" *makes puppy eyes*
*laugh* "Aw... Well, I'll call ya... hmm..." *think* "somethin fittin..." *eye him acccurately* "Tiger. Yeah, that's it!" *smirk*
*smirks, too* "Roar!" *pulls me into a hug again, my back tightly pressed against his front side and sucks on my eralap*
*giggle again* "That tickles!"
"I can tickle ya on entirely other spots, too." *leer* "Wherever ya want, whatever ya want!" ^.~
*clears her throat*
^^° "Ok, first I wanna have ice cream!" XD
"Well, than ice cream it is. Let's go!"
*pulls me towards the next ice cream parlor, still holdin me tightly and whispering flattery and almost naughty things into my ear*
*go on giggling*
*looks keenly worried and sighs*
"Wanna get some ice cream, too?" *smiles and offers her an arm*
"Er.. sure." *links arm with him and follws me and my tiger* (Roar! XD)
"Uhm, Speedy?"
"Yes, dark hottie?"
-.- "I just wondered... Where's Beastboy?"
"Uh... Well, I kinda 'lost' him on da way." ^^
ô.o
...

At a table in the ice cream parlor.
The boys are busy makin the ice cream runs.
Rae and me already took a seat at a table outside.
*watching my redhead tiger and his HOT backside*
"Star?"
"Sup?" *only grudgingly avertin my eyes away from him*
"Ya think, that's... wise?"
"Whattaya mean?" *quirk an eyebrow, suspiciously*
"U and Speedy... the whole 'tiger'-thin, ya know?"
"No, I do not know!" *tryin my best not to scream* "All I know, is that I'm free as a bird and can do whatever I wanna do!!"
"Goth! Chill out!" -.- "If ya really want it... I just wanned to remind ya of a certain boy wonder, beein in the tower, probably worrying his ass off and surely beein still in love with ya."
"Ha!" *laugh sarcastically* "Fuck it! Ya wanna know what?!" *point my finger at her nearly hittin the roof*
*only raises an eyebrow*
"This motherfucker can fuck off! He didn't even tell me about our 'relationship'! Whattaya think does that mean? Huh, genius?!" *fight back the fuckin tears* "It means he doesn't care! Got it?! He doesn't give a shit!!" *eyes fill with tears at last* "He doesn't give a damn about me and he's happy to get rid of me after all in all likelihood." *slump into my seat again, run all out of steam at once*
*dumbstruck, totally taken by surprise and cannot think of anything to say*
*swallow the tears that wanna ooze out and whipe the remaining ones away*
"Hey, Hotties. We got ur ice cream!" *sits down, passing me my hot fudge sundae, smiling brightly*
"This one is on me." *winks*
"Thanx." *rather absent-minded*
*eyes her solicitously*
"Hey darlin!" *graps me, kisses my glaring red hair and examines me carefully afterwards*
"U ok?"
"Sure." *buck up and draw the familiar - this time false (and frequently fake) - grin an my face* ^_^
"Sweet!" ^__^ "Dig in, folks!"
*take a spoonful and shudder*
"Somethin wrong, sweetie?"
"No!" ^^ *force myself to gulp the fuckin, nauseatin ice cream, that seemed so delicious just a short time ago*
*quietly chows down hers, looking notably absent and crabby*
*looks mostly alarmed*
*looks mostly unaware*
*clears his throat* "Hey guys!" >.<°
"Beastboy!"
"Yeah, it's me. I hope I don't disturb ur little 'party' here!" *stares daggers at Garth*
"Of course not!" *floats over to him and hugs him*
ô.o
*coughs* "Well I think it's time to... err... Shall I look for Bee and Cyborg?"
*turns to him* "I don't think that's a good idea, but ya could do me a favor..." *tries to look especially nice*
"Anytime! What can I do for ya?"
"Erm... if ya -" *nods towards a place in some distance*
*nods in agreement and follws her out of our earshot*
*casts them an awkward look before settling down in front of us and pitching into Rae's sundae*
*smile at him, still goin on eating this sickish ice cream*
"U ok, Star? Ya look, kinda... green?" ô.o
"I'm fine, friend Beastboy! Thank u, for ya concern!" ^^
"Sweet!" *keeps gorgin*
*steps back to our table*
*follows him*
"I'm headin for the tower now. See ya soon!" *smiles at the guys, winks at me and leaves*
*takes seat next to BB and nestels - nontypical for her - tight against him*
*pulls me closer and spoon-feeds me*
*nearly puke*
*startin to make out heatedly* (In public! What's goin on?! O.o)
*has to seize the chance, pulls me even closer and brushes his lips against mine*
*start to respond the kiss timidly*
*moves his tounge over my lips, asking for entrance*
*bestow it and open my mouth*
*necking overtly and untamed ... until-*
*hears soft, smackin noises, opens her eyes and peers around, catching sight of me and Speedy*
*breaks away from BB and gives a noisy cough*
*ceases from me - grudgingly - and looks at Rae*
*follow his gaze - hesitantly*
*remains silent, but flames blazes in her eyes*
*stumble onto my feet* "I'm sorry, I've to use the bathroom!" *wrest a smile and a giggle and run instantly towards the bathrooms, where I empty my whole inside into the next bowl*
...
*slump onto the floor beside it* "Fuck it! Fuck this whole situation! Fuck this suckin life! Suck it all! Crap! Shit! Fuck! FUCK!" *start to cry* "I don't wanna live this fuckin live any longer! I can't stand it all! It suck's!" *sniff* "I just wanna die!" *sob*
"U emo or what?" *looks at me deprecatingly, one eyebrow raised*
*cast her a disbelieving look and go on weepin*
*sighs* "Just stay here." -.- "Don't move! OK?!"
*just nod under more tears*
*leaves*
*go on sobbing*
...
*returns*
"Here!"
*hands me a toothbrush and toothpaste*
"Clean urself up!" -.-
*look at her with widened eyes and continue crying*
-.- *offers me a hand*
*take it, the toothbrush and toothpaste as well and start cleaning my mouth*
...
*finish*
"Alright. If ya'd now just let me know, what excatly made ya pukin. The ice cream, Speedy or r ya pregnant or what?"
"Say what?! Keep ur fuckin trap shut! I'm not pregnant! This isn't one of this fuckin fan-girl-stories, where the main character gets pregnant or married in the end!" *sicken and shudder*
"Ok, now that's cleared. So what was it then?"
*sigh and splash some cold water in my face*
"Dunno. The ice cream, I think." *shrug*
"Ya were strainin at the leash to have some! Don't play me for a sucker, Star!" -.-
"Argh! Ya're really annoyin! Does somebody tell ya yet? Just leave me alone, bitch!"
*tryin to make my way past her*
*blocks the door*
"No. Ya won't get away with that." *stays untouched*
"Up urs! Ya fucking tart!!" *screak*
*sighs* "Right... ya don't have to explain urself. I already know. But I'd appreciate it much if ya'd stop makin an assault upon me!"
"... Just leave me fuckin alone and I won't bother ya anymore!!"
*sighs again* "Well, dig ur own grave..." *clears my way for the door*
"Thanx!" *still pissed off, heading for the others*
*follows me*
*approachin BB and Speedy*
"Hey, BB! Would ya please take me to the tower?"
"Uhm..." *casts a nervous glance at Raven*
*nods barely noticeable*
"Sure, Star." *turns into the pterodactyl again, graps me gently by the shoulders and takes off to the tower with me*
"What's wrong with her?" -.-
"Don't ask!"
*conjures her black flying disc up once more*
"Take a seat. We''ll have a little chat on our way!" *stares daggers at him*
*trembles slightly, but does as he was told*


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Frist:
I know the 'italic'-thin is new. All the time it bothered me, that my parts and the 'common' parts're the same. But I didn't know how to differ em. I didn't wanna use another color. So that's the answer: italic letters! XD
Yeah, bro - I know an remember all the lessons in typography. *gg*
But I think it works anyways. If ya don't think so - tell me.
And btw. I'll edit the other parts soon (concernin' the italic letters)!
Secondly:
At this one point Rae/u said "Goth!".
Explanation: What I/she/u really meant was "Gosh!" But I (in my sick head) thought, it'd be fun to have her/u say "Goth!" instead of "Gosh!", cuz u're a goth, ya know? ^^°
...
Ok, not funny, huh? -.-°
Comments:
Please comment or/and review anyway!
I really DO wanna know how to do better!
Tell me if the 'moods' r proportional. Is the bit of drama ok? Is fluff ok? Are the declarative parts as boring as I think or do ya rather like it just funny and nothing else?
Please tell me! I have to know!!!
I can't do better, if ya don't tell me! ;__;
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On the Way...

Autor:  Charlett
With Cy and Bee...

*flies almost over the coast of the mainland*
"Could we make a short stop here?"
?.? "In the water?" O.o
"Well... nice idea!" *leer* "But ya can debark on the beach as well, sweetheart." ^^
"Uh, 'k." *drops Cy on the beach and lands next to him*
"Now, come to daddy!" *pulls her grinnin into a tight embrace and kisses her fiercely*
*returns the kiss passionately, but breaks away after a short time, also grinning*
"Someone could see us, Sparky!" >.<
"That's the point where ur idea with the water comes into play." *g*
ô.o ... "Well..." *leer* "That's fine with me." ^_^
*pulls him into another boisterous hug and kisses him heatedly, slowly movin into the water backwards*
...


With BB and Roy...

*talks nineteen to the dozen since the departure, about the same theme - nonstop*
"Woah! I can't get over Star in this dress!" *drools* "I mean, she's always been HOT! But now she's just..." *searches for a satisfyin word* "Awesome! Top of the hots!" *begins to overexcite*
*can't take it anymore an drops him*
"D'Aargh!" *alights in the water with a big swash*
*emerges again*
"What's ur prob, jerk?" *really pissed*
*transforms into human shape and ends up in the water as well*
"Kyaaaaaaah!" *screams like a girl* "My hair! My wonderful, amazing, gorgeous hair!" *bursts into tears*
*sighs* "Look, I don't like ya hittin on Starlett. But well, I guess it's nothin to me."
"U're damn right, brat!"
"Anyway - it's her funeral. But I can't stand ur babblin any longer! Just shut the fuck up and we'll get along! Got it?!"
"Whatever." *shrugs*
"Wonderful!" -.-
*retransforms into the pterodactyl, graps the readhead and flies on*
*fetches his omnipresent pocket mirror and tries to fix his devilishly beloved hair*
...


With Aqua, Rae and me...

*split my side laughin*
*giggles madly, tryin not to burst out laughing aloud*
*grunt* "He didn't!" *wheeze* "Don't tell me he said that!!" *roflmfao*
*chuckles* "But that's exactly what happened! I swear!"
"Ya really know how to tell stories, Dude!" *only slowly recoverin*
"She's right." *whipes a tear of laughter from her eye*
"Thanx." *blushes slightly* "I haven't had such a nice company for a long time." ^_^
"I haven't had such a enjoyable chat for... well since I lost my memory, I may say: at no time yet!" XD
*chuckles again*
*smiles*
"There she's havin a point again." ^^ "I'm really enjoyin this."
*blush deepens* "Thanx a lot! U both r very special and awesome woman!"
*bluhes and lowers her eyes*
*blush* "Ya charmer!" *thump him and giggle*
O.o "Aren't that Beastboy and Speedy there?" *points down at the water*
<.<
<.<° *sigh* "Boys!" *g*
ô.o
"Present company excepted, for sure!" ^^
*nods smiling*
*whispers* "After all... ya're more a man than a boy..." *turns pink*
*scratches his neck in abashment* "Thanx!" XD
"WOAH!"
<.<
<.<
"Aren't that BB and Cy makin out in the water?" *point at the two people beneath us*
O.o
o.O
"No comment..." <.>°
*nods, slightly disgusted*
*nods, slightly ashamed*
"Seems like we'll be there first." ^^°
"Yep." -.-°
^^°
...
"Ok, c'mon, Aqua! Tell us another... - Wait!"
<.<
?.?
"I don't wanna call ya Aqua."
?.?
"Everybody calls ya Aqua or Aqualad. I think, after this nice gatherin we should've an own name for ya!" ^^
<.<
"What about Aqui? Nah!" *shake my head in disagreement* "Fishy?"
O.O
*shake head again* "No! That's abusive!"
*nods hastily*
"Ocean-man!" ... "No, that's too long..." *sigh resignin*
"Ya can call me 'Garth' if ya want." *smiles warmly*
"Is that ur 'real' name?"
*nods, still smiling*
"Wow! That's..." *don't find any words and look at Rae seekin help*
*dumbstruck*
"...well, that's incredibly kind of ya!" O.o
^_^
*finds her voice again* "Thank u very much!"
"I'm the one who has to thank ya both." ^^
*just aspiratin* "Never mind." *.*
♥.♥
^^
...
*lowers the black flyin disc on a parkin lot*
"Here we are."
*erases the disc*
*step fleet-footed to the ground*
"Thanx, Rae!"
*also settlin down*
"Yeah, thanx Rave."
"My pleasure!" ^^
*scream, almost screakin*
"C'mon! Let's sack the mall!!!" XD


------------------------------------------------------------------END PART XVI------------------------------------------------------------------

Ok, this one ought to be "the shopping" but... ya're already sick of my apologies, aren't ya? ^^°
So.. maybe I'll write the next one subsequently followin...
Don't wanna go to work tomorrow, anyways. ^^°
Please COMMENT, fuckers!!!! ♥.♥ o:-)

Philandering

Autor:  Charlett
In front of the mall...

"Honestly, Star. I'm not goin to carry all this crap around!"
"But u can-"
"I won't! Even with my powers - I won't!" *eyebrow twitches dangerously*
*sigh* "Alright. Then we've to take the stuff to the tower before goin' to buy the other things, I think."
"U betcha!" -.- "But we've to walk. After this bummer, I'm too fucked up to carry all this shit and the two of us at the same." -.-°
"Glorious!" -.- ... "I mean, I'm sorry." *sigh and start to walk*
"Should think so!" -.- *follows me*
... We walked a bit in silence, until:
"Rae?"
"Sup?"
"Do u really not remember what happened, when u were 'high'?"
"Errr... uhm..." *scratches her neck in embarrassment and sweat-drops*
"Uh, ok. I understand." ^^°
...
"Ya really don't remember a thing, do ya?"
*shake my head and look to the ground*
...
"I don't understand all this bullshit!" >.<
"Whaddaya mean? What 'bullshit' exactly?" *gives me an questioning look*
"All this fuckin crap! I don't understand, why I'm the only one, who lost her memory! And I don't understand... well... uhm..." *give a frustrated sigh and continue walking slouchy*
"Le'me guess, ya don' understand... him, right?"
*stop shortly and turn to face her* "How do ya-? I mean... well... no. No, that's not what I meant." *sigh*
*quirks an eyebrow* "U sure?"
*nod*
"But it has somethin to do with him. I can tell. Comon, spit it out!"
"I dunno... It's just... I'm all like freakin out, when he's around, ya know?"
"Natch. Ya luv him." *shrugs*
"D'AAAH!" *screak* "WOAH! STOW IT! How can ya say somethin like that - just like that??!!!" O_O
*sighs and pushes me to walk on*
"Cuz it's no news. Everybody knows." -.-
O.O "So HE knows, too?" *at panic stations*
"Well, yeah... I mean, he's a man indeed... But he should..."
?.?
"Ok, ya made me insecure. I'm not sure anymore. He really might not know..."
*sigh deeply* "Thank goodness!"
"But ya know... u two had... u were... u do know, dontcha?" *looks at me bit sheepishly*
"We were what?!" *throw a questioning but also fuming look at her*
*tries to avoid my gaze* "U... u..." *stammer*
"OUT WITH IT!"
"Great! So u two had a carry-on or something like that."
"WHAT?! Whaddaya mean?!" O.o
"U FUCKED! U SREWED! U banged, balled, copulated, u get laid by him! He humped ya or u humped him - or whatever! UNDERSTAND?!" *pant*
*drop dead*
-.-° "Get up! I won't carry ya!" >.<
*don't move*
*leans over to look at me*
*stare at her*
"C'mon!" *offers me her hand*
*still don't make a move*
*drops the hand, sighs and sits down next to me* "What's the matter? U don't have to fuck him, if u don't wanna. And if u wanna - no prob either. So what's wrong?"
*sigh* "Dunno... It's just... It pressures me! Can ya understand?"
"No. That's just bullshit."
-.-° "Well, maybe it is... But it feels... weird. I can't explain. Somethin inside tells me that somethin isn't right..."
"Of course it's not! Ya lost ur memory." -.-°
...
"Rae-"
"Huh?"
"I can't handle it. It's too much. It's just too much to take." ;-;
"Kibosh! Ya'll get over it!" *stands up and offers me her hand for the second time*
*again I don't move*
"That was an order!" *commanding tone*
*smile slightly and take her hand*
*pulls me up*
"Yes, M'am! I apologize, M'am!" *salutate*
*gives a flimsy smile* "Good gurl. Now, let's keep movin!"
"Yes, M'am!"
"Cut it out!" -.-°
*keep standin to attention*
"Stand at ease!"
*relax* "Thanx!" *grin*
"Never mind." -.-
"No, I mean... Thank you, Raven." *smile insistently grateful*
"Uhm, yeah. Like I said, don't mind." *blushes flimsy*  "Can we go home now?"
"Sure." ^^
...
"Rae?"
"Yes?"
"Can I ask u somethin... private?"
"Err... if need be." -.-°
"What's this with ya ... 'n BB?"
*blushes fiercely* "Nothing!"
"It didn't look like nothin today..."
*keeps silent*
"Uhm, well - I just wanned to know, if u're a couple or somethin or if it was just due to the drugs. I'm fed up with havin no clue about anythin!"
"I understand - honestly, I really do. But... 'k, actually we are kinda datin..." *blush deepens* "But without dates..." -.-°
"Do I've to get this?" ô.o
"No, not really." -.-°
... ^^°
"Ok, c'mon! Jump on my disc - we're almost home."
I do as she told me and we fly over to the small island our tower is build on.
As we enter the CZ a tangled mass of noises knocks us down.
"Ouch!" >.< *hold my head*
"Ow!" -.- *rubs her butt*
We help each other up and glance over the room.
Cy and Robin are having a race at the GSXL (our/their beloved paddle ♥.♥). BB and Speedy are sitting on each side of them and cheering for them noisy.
Aqua is sitting on one end of the sofa, engrossed in one of Raes books.
ô.ô *steals an adoring glance at him*
*thump her gently*
"What?!" *puts on an innocent air*
"Gurls! Ya're back!" *beams*
"Rae!" *jumps over the back of the sofa and rushes up to us*
*follows suit*
"Hi." *gives her a small peck on the cheek*
"Wow! Did ya buy the whole shop out?!" O.o
*catches sight of me, jaw drops* O_O
"Gosh!" *whistles* "Sweetheart ya look... HOT!!!" *drools* "I mean gorgeous!" *takes my hand and places a fond kiss on it*
*giggle* ^^
*presses pause button* "Stop the cootchie-coo, fucker!" *finally turns around and looks at us*
O_O *falls off the sofa*
*lol*
*gets up again quickly* "Star, why- ... what... What the fuck's that about?!" >.< *points at me, eyein my outfit*
*happy expression vanishes instantly from my face* "Who the fuck cares wether U like it, Dickhead!" *snort*
"Dickhead!" *roars with laughter*
"Hilarious!" *die laughing*
*tries to restrain laughter, but instead makes funny grunting noises*
"Ya're pick of the bunch, Hottie!" *snorts with laughter and loops one arm around my waist*
"Thanx folks, but it wasn't that funny..." *feel slightly taken for a fool* -.-°
"Aw, don't bother! We're just a bit hyper." *smirks and gives me a peck on the cheek as well*
*cast him a cautious smile*
"Yeah. Whattabout the party?"
"We'll had to drop these shopping first. Now we'll go get the other ones. Right?" *look at Rae*
*wildly suckin face with BB*
*clears his throat, grinning*
"Uh... hehe... sorry, guys." ^^° *scratches his neck, also grinning*
"Never mind!" *smirk*
"So, wanna go now, Rae?" *g*
"Nothing could be further from 'wanting'!" -.-
^^°
"So why don't ya just stay here and I do the shopping with my little star." ^_^
"Ya would?" *hopeful*
"I'd be an honor!" *smirk*
"But she can't fly and neither do ya."
"Hm... Well that sucks." ^^°
*sighs* "Alright, c'mon, Star."
"Wait a sec! B, ya can fly too, can't ya?"
*nods*
"Great!" *puts his other arm around BB's shoulders and bears the bewildered green one against him*
"So we'll have a foursome, I submit." *leer*
"Say what?!" O.O
"We'll have a group trip!" *g*
"Well.. that's ok with me." *looks at Raven*
"Star?"
"Sounds good to me!" XD
"Well, then I'm in, I guess." *looks anxiously at their leader*
Everyone follows her gaze.
O_O
O_O
O_O
O_O
O_O
O_O
*arises slowly, very slowly and takes extreme wary and soundless steps backwards towards us, not takin his eyes off of Robin*
*follows suit*
Rae, BB, Speedy and me do the same towards the door and bump into Bee, who trails Mas and Menos.
"Hey! Look out!" *throws an evil glance at us* "What's-" *stops cold-turkey* O_O *accompanies us*
And together we all leave the CZ backwards, closing the door behind or rather in front of us.
"Phew!" We all pour out at the same time.
"That was absolutely scary!" *shiver*
*nod, still shocked*
"Eheheh..." *winces nervously*
"I've never seen somethin as scary as that in my whole life! And it's ME sayin that!" O.o
*dumbstruck*
*too afraid to talk*
*totally perplexed*
"What the fuck was that?!" O.O
*finds his voice again but answers in a whisper* "Psst! Let's get outta here!"
Everyone of us nods in agreement and we head towards the outside of the tower.
"Where have ya been, sweety?" Cy asked Bee, as we arrived outside.
"Well, I was busy keepin these two jerks" *casts an evil glance at the twins* "from ransackin Star's undies!"
"Say what?!" *start to let loose on the two bums, but am stopped in my tracks by a strong arm*
"Le'me do tha!" *boils with rage*
O.o° "¡Yo somos en casa!" *buzz off*
*sighs* "Well, at least we got rid of them." ^^°
*pulls her into a tight embrace*
"So, I think the foursome becomes a sevensome." *smirk*
"I'm in."
"Mee too."
" I wouldn't go in there again for all the tea in China!"
"Do we carried it off? Fine, let's go then."
*tightens her grip around Cy and takes off with him towards the mall*
*transforms into a pterodactyl, graps Speedy, raises into the air and follows Bee and Cy*
*conjures her black flying disc up again, enters it and offers me a hand*
*accept it in thanks, step onto the disc and settle on its edge*
*heads for the waterside*
"Err, Aqualad?" *looks a little abashed*
*smiles warmly* "It's Aqua for u." ^^
"Uh, thanx" ^^° ... "Uhm, what I wanned to say is: Ya don't have to swim. I can take ya along, if ya wanna." *smiles coyly*
"Ya would? That's very nice! It'd be a pleasure!" *beam*
*giggles gently and offers him a hand as well*
*takes it, beaming even brighter*
*pulls him up and a little too near her*
*blushes slightly* "Thanx." ^^°
*murmurs* "U're welcome." *and blushes too*
*stare smiling at my knees*
"Maybe ya wanna sit down. It might be a little bit unconfortable, if u're not used to it." ^^°
"I'm positive, I'll like it. But just for safety..." *winks at her and sits down beside me*
"Alright, let's go." *takes a seat beside him, so that he's in the middle between us girls, and guides the disc after the others*


-------------------------------------------------------------------END PART XV-------------------------------------------------------------------

I'm sorry! I could go on for hours! >.<
It's been such a long time and there's so much inside my mind, inside my head...
But whatever - remarks:
1. Roy (ya know I mean Speedy >.<) says just "B" to BB, cuz he's such a cool guy (^^°) and cuz of that he has the strongest slang of em all. ^^
2. Pardon me, Bro. I know ya hate Aqua (since ya told me today, a few minutes ago ^^°) Ya know, I'd LOVE ♥.♥ to have him, too! He's gorgeous!!! *drool* I think. But I can't have everyone of em and he likes ya. There's nothin I can do about. (Or can I? Wait, I'm the author! ^^ But I won't, by reason of things I already mentioned.) So, just live with it, fucker! ^.~ XP
3. I know I said the party would take place in this one, but as I said a few times before: This is not a story - these're happenins. I'm sorry, but the party  is delayed to the next part or the one after. ^^°

Please comment! <3 I saw ya didn't comment a few ones before. Why? *burst into tears* What've I done to ya? Yeah, well... I whipped, abused and raped ya... But ya asked for it!!! >.<
So comment, sucker!!! -.-°

P.S.: To every asshole, cunt, fucker, dumbass, moron, dirtbag, idiot, coo, schnook, dork, saddo, ninny, dickhead, biatch, fink, sucker, bugger, rag bag, bastard, son of a bitch, prick, fool, shithead, motherfucker, oaf, whore, schmo, twit, slut, dumb cluck, slob, scumbag, etc. who read this:
WHY AREN'T YA REVIEWIN??!!!! DO IT INSTANTLY! OR I'LL CANCEL OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!!
(I know, my bro isn't the only one who's readin this. I've a statistic, ya fuckers!!! And I'm REALLY pissed, ya don't review, althoug I'm askin that nice!! Motherfuckers!!! Double-dealers!!!)
Of course, ya're not meant, Rae. Members ot the team and due to that of the story are excluded. ^.~ *cuddle*

Sackin' Withit

Autor:  Charlett
In the CS...

*steps inside the room*
"Good 'mornin', Dude! How r ya?"
-.- "Fine, I think." *eyes the visitor curiously* "What're they doin here?" *raises an eyebrow*
"Star called em over."
"Hm." *grunts in understandin, but same time in dislike*
"Hey, Sparky! Sorry for leavin ya at the hospital yesterday, but... it's been a really hard time with ya all gone that 'crazy', ya know...?" *gives him a truely breathtakin, big smile*
... *scratches his neck* "Uhm... yeah... I guess... well.. uh, ok. Never mind. I survived, don't I?"
"Thanx, babe!" *flies over and kisses him tenderly*
*flushes a bit* "What are u wearin? Isn't that Star's shortie?" ô.o ... "Whatever... so, dudes. Sup?" *turns to the others*
"Was just 'bout to tell everyone. So sit down 'n listen!"
*does as told*
And everybody listens to Robins depiction of the happened events.


Meanwhile at the mall...

"Where to go?"
*shrugs* "Dunno. What r u searchin for?"
"Clothes."
-.- "Yeah, I know! I mean - what sort of?"
"Somethin hot and cool! Like u r wearin! Somethin dark!" *.*
*quirks an eyebrow, but remains incurious like always*
"So, maybe 'Withit' would suit ya. This way." *heads for "Withit"*
...
"Kyyahhhh!" XD
"Just thought maybe u'd like it." -.-°
"I LOVE it!!" ♥.♥
*storm the shop, grap everythin that suits me and head for the changins*
*takes a seat besides the mirror*
*step out in a new outfit*
"Nice." -.-
*return to changin room, change and step out again*
"Nice." -.-
*return to changin room, change and step out again*
"Nice." -.-
 *return to changin room, change and step out again*
"Nice." -.-
This procedure continues over a few hours...
Finally we step out of the shop, loeaded with tons of bags, filled with new clothes for me.
*sighs heavily* "Hope u got everythin. I won't survive this one more time!!"
^^° "Yeah. It's a great store! I got everythin I need, includin fittin accessoires! Thanx so much for ur company!" XD *hug*
"Never mind." -.- "I've to admit I'd doubts about the hole 'new stylin'-thin, but honestly-" *eyes me* "U do look hot!"
*wearin black, tattered fish net stockings, a very short, plaid fustanella, tight-fittin black shirt with the white label: 'I said no to the drugs, but they just wounldn't listen!' and of course fittin accessoires* "Thanx!" XD *bounce and beam*
"Can we go home now?" -.-
"I'm afraid, we cannot! We've to buy all the stuff for the party!!" ^__^
"Great!" -.-°
A lamp on the ceilin explodes.
^^°
...


Later back in the tower/CS...

"So she forgot everythin?!" O.o
"Yeah, seems like. But I told her everythin she needs to know."
"Means?"
"Well, everythin about everyone of the Titans, how we all met, what fights we've been in and so on."
"See..." *continues too look doubtfully*
"So she didn't know anythin of what happend before?" *smirks*
"Like I said! ... Why?!" *looks daggers at him*
"Just asked... And she also seemed bit of - changed..." ?.?
"Mh." *grunts and nods shortly*
"So what shall we do 'bout it?"
*shrugs resignin* "Nothin, I guess. Just wait and see."
"Uh, k. If u think that'll be best..."
"Yeah, I think so. Let's just wait a few days. Maybe it puts itself right by time..."
...


------------------------------------------------------------------END PART XIV------------------------------------------------------------------

Ok, I know this one isn't funny and I didn't even tried to be. It's just explainin a few thins.
I wanned to have the part with me and u (Rae) shoppin to be real fun, but it turned out - it isn't. -.-°
But don't cry - just think of the next part, where "THE PARTY!"'ll take place. *gg*
Luv ya, please comment anyways. <3

P.S.: I know "Withit" is in the UK, but in MY freaky, strange and scary world there're branches in the USA as well! XP

Get a Grip!

Autor:  Charlett

*chew at the last bit of the last waffle*
*DING-DONG*
*ran to the entrance door and open it*
*follows me*
"Estralla!" ♥.♥ *hug*
*look down at the two midgets, cuddling with my legs* ^^
"Hey beutiful." *smiles at me brightly and hugs me tightly*
^_^ *rehug him* "U must be Speedy."
*wanders with his hands down my back to my butt and aspirates* "U can call me, love or whatever u want."
"Then I'll call u groper, maybe?" *chuckle*
*slowly releases me* "Sry, hottie. Just too tempting." *wink*
"GET OFF MY GIRL!!!!"
^^°
>.> "What'd ya say?"
*pants, trembles with suppressed anger and doesn't manage to bring out one single word*
*shrug and decide to ignore him*
"Hey cutie!" *also hugs me* "Hot dress." *smirk*
"Thanx. Really have to go to the mall, ya know."
"Went ur closet up in flames?" ^^
"No, the contents just r... not 'satisfyin'..."
?.? "Somethin wrong with her?" *looks at Robin*
*trembles still and answers through gritted teeth* "I'll tell ya in the CZ. Let's go!"
"Aqualad?" *give the last one a breathtakin smile*
"Yeah. Hi!" *answers with a shy, but also breathtakin smile*
"Wow! U r hot!" O.o
^^° "Thanx."
"Never mind." *giggle* "Thanx for commin. Nice to see ya." *hug him sensetively*
*becomes dark red*
*let go of him - grudgingly* "I need ur help." *.*
"Whatever u want, Star." ^_^
"Thank you!" *hug him again, just for the fun of it* ^^
"CZ, NOW!" >.< *eyebrow twitches*
"Yay! C'mon friends!"
All together we enter the CZ and catch sight of...
"Ick!"
"Eeeeew!!"
*drools*
:-O :-O
*instantly closing his eyes*
"AQUA! SPLASH 'EM! PLEEEASE!"
*opens one eye for a little gab and grudgingly peeks through* "Ew!" *sends a jet of water at the tigerishly fucking couple*
*falls off Rae, hit by the force of the jet*
*shakes her now wet head as to get rid of somethin*
All of us staring at the two.
"Thank heaven, they're covered by the back of the sofa. It's nothing I wanna see so early in the mornin!"
Everybody nods in accordance, while BB and Rae get fully dressed again.
"Anything to say in ur defense?"
"What? I cannot remember anything. Somethin happend?" *tryin to look innocent*
<.<°
"Uhm... hehehee..." *sweat-drops*
"Whatever. Main thin is ur 'cured'." ^_^ "Rae, go to the mall with me! I need a general overhaul - badly!"
*quirks an eyebrow* "If u say so." *shrugs*
"One Moment, please! What's goin on here?" *turn to face Robin* "Wanna tell us now, chief?"
"First u tell me where our fifth member is. Thought u'd fetch him!" *repraochful*
"I did! I brought him here last night!"
"And where is he then?!" <.<
"Probably still asleep."
"Is that so?" <.< *gets annyoed, cuz he feels uninformed* "Would somebody PLEASE explain!"
*sighs and starts to explain in her usual monotone voice* "Bee brought Cy home. She, BB and I threw him into the pool. He got seriously pissed about beein left at the hospital. I put a sleepin-spell on him. We put him in his bed. So I suppose he's still there - asleep."
"Thanx, Rae."
"No sweat."
"Well... So - do u mind to go to the mall with Starlett? Meanwhile I'll explain everythin to the others and we'll see if we can calm Cy."
*shrugs* "If need be."
"Thanx."
"C'mon, Star. Let's go!"
"Sweet!" *.* "Oh and I just had a def idea!" *bounce*
"Spit it out!" ^^
"As we're all here... we should've a PARTY!"
"Sweet!" *.*
"U rock, hottie!" *smirk*
¡qué ocurrencia!
"It's a deal!" *beam*
"K, now we can go, darky." ^^
ô.o
"U r SO not leavin the tower like THAT!" *nearly screaks*
"I won't wear that fuckin barbie-dresses from my closet!" *nealy scream*
"Ok, ok! I've no clue, what's goin on, but if u wanna, we can change clothes temporarily."
"Well, think I could live with that."
"Birdy-boy?"
"Right." -.-
"Great! Common, Star." *drags me into another room and changes dresses with me*
"Tanx so much, Bee!" *hug her*
"No prob. U look hot, sweetie! But natch not as hot as I do!" *g*
"Needless to say!" *smirk*
Reenter the CZ.
*drool*
*eyes pop*
♥.♥ ♥.♥
"Sweet!" ^^
*lifts an eyebrow*
O.O
*grap Rae* "Cheers, friends! See ya later!"
"Don' be away for too long! I'll miss ya, hottie. Bye, hot goth!" ^_^
"See ya later, girls!" *waves*
"Rae, I count on ya!" -.-
"¡Hasta otra, monadas!" XD
"Take care, u two." *smiles affectionately and winks at Rae*
O.o *blushes slightly*
*clears his throat*
^^°
"Bye, lovey!" *drags her intop his arms*
*stares daggers at him*
*clears his throat again* "Rae, I mean Rae. Bye." ^^° *gives her a small peck on the cheek*
"Good boy." <.<
*conjures her black flyin-disc up*
"Come on, Star. Let's go!"


----------------------------------------------- END PART XIII -----------------------------------------------

Okay, okay - I read the previous parts again today. They weren't that "unfunny", I've to admit! ^^
But this one is. -.-
But I won't complain about again. ^^°
I'll just start to write a better one. XD
Please comment anyways. <3

P.S.: If u wonder, why Speedy didn't wonder about me sayin: "U must be Speedy." - it's just cuz he's too fixed an droolin on me! XD
And btw: I just realized, that I'm calling him Roy every now and then. I edited it in this one and I'll do in the others later, if I did it there, too. I'm sorry! Dunno why he's the only one I ALWAYS call by his "real" name. Anyways: I think it suits him better! ^^ <3
♥♥♥ ROY AND DICK 4 PRESIDENT! ♥♥♥

The Morning After...

Autor:  Charlett
*open my eyes* "Uah! Pink!" *schudder*
"Where the heck am I?" *take a look around*
*sicken* "Everythin in here's violet or pink!!!" >.<
*steps into the room*
"D'AAAAH!" *shock*
"D'argh!" *jumps* "What the-? Oh, me!" *scrubs his neck* "Well, I'm sorry. Just wanned to see, how u are and if u wanna go get some breakfast." *smile*
"Uhm... sure, Spikey." *hops out of the bed*
*sweat-drops* "Why do u call me that?"
"What? Spikey? I'm sorry hun, I just can't remember ur name."
"Robin it is. I told u so." -.-
"Gosh, don't be so fuddy-duddy!" -.-° "Robin isn't ur 'real' name, right? So never mind!" *smirk*
"What- Why- I mean... How dya know?" O.o
"U'd have to be seriously birdbrained, if u'd use ur real name, although u maskin urself... BIRDbrained! Got it? AHAHAHAHAAAAAA!" *ROFLMFAO*
-.-°
*slowly recoverin* "Common, let's go, birdy-boy." *pant and still chucke*
"Errr, don ya wanna dress up or somethin like tha?"
"I'm dressed."
"Yeah, uh... sure. It's just. U r wearin just a shortie..."
"Thanx for stating the obvious, moron."
*sighs* "Would ya please just dress?"
"No."
ô.o
"Last night I went through my closet and everythin in there is purple!" *shudder again* "I'll go to the mall after breakfast to get some REAL clothes."
ô.o
"So can we get somethin to eat now? I'm starved!!"
"Well... certainly."
"Sweet!" *head for the CS*
*follows me*
We finally arrive at our destination and enter.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!"
O.o
"Not again!" -.-°
"What the fuck-?!"
*riding the green elephant again, enjoin herself noisy*
"STOP IT!"
*transforms into human shape*
*recognizes me and the masked guy*
"Staaarly! Ooooh Stahaaaarly! Common to Candy Mountain, Starly!!!" XD
*jumps over to me and hugs me tightly, placin kisses all over my face*
"Greetins to u too, dark one." *smile*
"Wait!" *push her away from me*
"KYAAH!" *points a finger at the still giggling cloaked girl*
*jumps in shock*
"THAT's what I wanna wear! HER style is phat!"
"Her hair is also lavender!"
"Yeah, but her way it looks cool! And btw I never said I don' like lavender! I do love that stuff, even pink, as long as it's in the right 'balance', ya know? It's just way too much to take inside my room!" @.@ *gettin dizzy just by the thought of it*
"Whatever u say." -.-°
*thump him* "Don't be such a jerk, birdy boy!" *smirk*
*yanks my arm* "Common Staaaarly! To Candy mountain, Starly!"
*look at the masked boy* "What's she want?"
*shrugs* "Dunno. I suppose they took some more analgesic."
?.? "Whatever, I don' mind. Take me along, Raven."
"HEY! Why do u remember HER name?!" *pissed*
*chuckles* "Raven? That's her name? Honestly?" *lol* "Never mind. It suits her well." ^^
*takes me off the floor and flies with me up to the top edge of the immense screen, places me down and sits down next to me*
"We're sitting on the TV." -.-°
^___^ "It's a MAGICAL TV!" *.*
"Uhm, sure. Sorry that I didn't recognize that fact instantaneously." <.<°
*dangles with her legs above the edge and gigges nonstop*
"Sweetie? I'm starvin. Can we go back to the floor now?"
"Alright!" *floats back to the ground and starts to tickle the strange green boy all over*
*sigh* "Great!" -.-°
"Hey! Ronin!"
*hisses* "Its Robin!" >.<
*sigh shirtily* "Alright, RoBin! Would u mind helpin me?!"
"Just fly!"
"I cannot! So if u please-?!!" *gettin annoyed*
"Why?"
"I DON'T KNOW HOW! HAPPY NOW?"
"Never mind!" *also annoyed, but opens his arms*
"Jump!"
"U kiddin me, fucker?!"
*drops his arms* "Fine, stay there." *heads for the kitchen*
*suppress scream of fury* "Very well then!"
*jump*
*catches me*
*feel his strong and muscular arms, his manly and steely chest, become all hot and my heart beats up*
*motices my reaction and smiles*
"U ok?" *smirk*
"Uh... umm..." *pull myself together* "Of course! Would ya please let go of me now?" *look daggers at him*
"Hey! Stop that!" *chuckles* "I didn't do anythin to ya! Just catched u, ya remember?" *heads for the kitchen, still smirkin*
*follow him grittin my teeth*
*starts to make waffles*
*sit down at the table and observe the strange, obviously drugged couple at the sofa*
*still tickles the shapeshifter*
*turns from one animal into the next, tryin to get away from the goth, giggling madly*
"When will they be back to normal?" *turn to face Robin*
"We've to put them in cold water or just wait till the effect wears off."
"How long'll that take?"
*shrugs* "Dunno." *places a plate with waffles in front of me* "Help urself." *smiles and takes place across from me*
*mutter* "Thanx."
"So whatcha think about me telling ya everything about... ya know - everything. U must feel kinda confused or err... disoriented?" *smiles warmly at me*
*a prickling feeling emerges from my stomach, but I try to quell it* "Sure. Why not?" *shrug* Haven't anythin better to do." *try to sound as unenthusastic as possible*
*looks right through me and chuckles inwardly*
"Well, let's go then..."
...
And so he tells me everything about... well - everything. ^^°
How we all meet, where we all come from, who I am, what our duty is, what we all experienced together and finally about my exams, the drugs some "Cy" gave to me, the trip to the rink, the first incident, the following accident and the events in the hospital. He also told me everything about the other Titans. You see - he really told me everything of everything! ^^ (Just me who thinks, he does, isn't it? ^^° U smart asses! ^.~)

"...and if u don' mind, I'd appreciate if we go see the Doc once more today. Cuz of ur amnesia or whatever it is, alright?"
"Fine with me." -.-
"Fine! Then let's go now."
"Stop! Not until I got some 'fittin' clothes!"
*sighs* "Ok, we'll stop at the mall." -.-°
"No way! I wanna go with HER!" *point once more at Raven*
"But she's all..." *makes a spinning motion with his finger next to his temple*
"So, just means we've to do something about it."
"And what? Throw them into the pool again?" -.-°
"Too stressful!" *g*
"I suppose u've a better plan on hand?"
"U betcha!" *smirk and pull out my comm* "Redhead callin East! Redhead callin East! Aqualad, can u hear me?"
"¡Estrella! ¡Princesa! ¡Diosa! ¿Como poder asistimos?"
"Mas, Menos! My two little Sweethearts!" XD
Hearts fly out of the screen and it me in the head.
"Ow! I mean: Is Aqualad around? I could use a helpin hand here, ya know..." *put on brightest smile ever* *.*
♥.♥ "¡Acudimos en auxilio, mi corazón!" *connection closed*
"What're u up to?" *quirks an eyebrow and eyes me suspiciously*
"U'll see..." *smirk*


--------------------------------------------------------------END PART XII--------------------------------------------------------------

So, I think I never look back - I'm back on track! XD Or on the best way...
It's not as funny as I wanted it to be, but I can live with this one. ^^
I already have so much of the floowing events in my head - I hate to stop here.
I wanted to have Cy and East already in here, but it turned out too long until this point. So I'll pull myself together and write the rest tomorrow or at least a part of it. >.<°
Luv ya! ♥
Please comment and review! <3

Pool "party"

Autor:  Charlett

*enters the CZ*
*running around in circles, already covered in sweat*
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!" XD *still riding on BB-Elephant's back*
*clears his throat* "Erm, Rae? I think the elephant is getting tired..."
"I don't care! Weeeeeeh!" XD
-.-
*suddenly slips off his slippery back* "D'Aarh!" O.o
*catches her with his proboscis and puts her gently to the ground*
"Thanx." ^^ *blush*
*transforms into human form*
"U're welcome." *blushes slightly and pants*
"So what about u two joining us? We're heading for the pool." ^^
"Sweet!" *.*
"I'd loooove to!" *.* <3
O.o *still not accustomed to Rae new behavior*

"Well, let's go then."


At the indoor swimming pool:

*drowned in tears again* "I hate this fucking Bikini-thin! I don't even know how to put it on!" *sobb*
*step out of a changing room, half dressed*
"Let Rae help ya."
*giggles* "You can see so much of my skin in this! How naughty!" *continues giggling madly* "I won't come out!"
"Clothes only constrain you from beeing free!" *rips all the clothes from his body and hops into the pool laughing like a maniac*
O.o *jumps instantly forward and covers my eyes with his hand*
"Get some trunks on, jackass!" >.<
*goes up, looking completely flabbergasted*
"Move!"
"What?" ?.?
"DRESS!!!"
*looks around and finnaly realizes that he's naked*
"D'Arrrgh!" *sprints out of the water and pulls on some trunks*
"Good boy." >.<
"Wha-what happened?"
"Hey! Are ya back to normal? No longer influenced by the drugs?"
"Drugs, what drugs?!" O.o
"Nya, the Analgesic from the hospital."
"Hospital...? Oh wait a moment... Yeah I think I'm remembering... O.o Fuck! That's embarrssing!" *blushes furiously*
"Well... yeah it is. But I can reassure ya, for one time in ur life there have been others more embarrassing than ya."
"Thanx, dude." -.-
"U're welcome. Well, it seems like the water cured ya. So maybe we should throw the girl in, too"
"I don' think I wanna be around, when Rae comes back to normal and realizes, what she'd done and how she'd behaved." >.<° *shudder*
"All-too-true" -.-° "But we can't leave her alone, either. When she's like this, ya know."
"Yeah, sure. ... Ok, babe?" *turns to the changing room she's inside*
"Yes?"
"Would ya please come out?!"
"No! I'm almost naked!" >.<
"It's just me! Robin won't look, right Robin?!"
"Erm, sure!"
"...well... ok. But don'tcha DARE take o look!" *giggle*
"Rae, I promise I won't look."
"Alright, I'll come out now."
*closes his eyes*
*steps out*
*jaw drops, tongue rolls out, eyes are popping, DROOLs*
"Gosh darn it!" O.O "U - u - u look HOT!!!"
*blinks*
*slap him*
"Ow!" *closes eyes again*
"I'm sorry, babe."
"Why?" ?.?
*hustels her*
"Uh!" *falls into the water*
*opens his eyes, frightened*
*waits, scared to death*
*reaaperars, dropping*
-.-
"Babe?"
"Don'tcha DARE "Babe" me!" *evil glance*
"So great, she's back to normal, too." *sounds as unenthusiastically as Rae usually does* -.-
"How do you feel, Rae?" *asks carefully*
"Wet." -.-
"Uh.. hehe, sure." ^^° "And besides that?"
... *thinks* "...annoyed?"
"Uhm, ok... So, do u remember eveythin? The accident, the hospital and all the rest of it?"
"No." <.< >.>
"Great!" ^^ "Uhm, I meant, terrible! But as long as u're ok now." ^^°
<.<°
"So wanna go and meditate a bit?"
"... No, I think I'll have a little swimming while we're at it."
"Oh, okay!" *rejoices*
"Well, I think u should take a little bath, too." *looks at me*
"But the water looks wet." ;-;
"Uhm... yeah, cuz... it IS wet, ya know..."
"Then I don' wanna."
*sighs*
"And besides, my Bikini-thin still doesn't fit."
"Sure it does. Ya just've to..." *fumbles*
"Done."
"Oh... thank u..."
"I'm sorry."
?.?
*catches me and jumps into the pool with me*
"Kyaaaah!" >.<
*both pop up at the same time*
"U ok?"
*look terribly baffled*
"Star?"
?.?
"Babe, are you alright?"
<.< ... >.>
"What's wrong? Are ya hurt?"
*blink, blink*
"Who are you?"
O.O


------------------------------------------------------------END PART XI------------------------------------------------------------

OH MY GOD! I lost my sense of humor! Or at least most of it! *burst into tears*
But I've a good excuse. My brother, my only fan - he's not there. Is on a fucking seminar and left me behind all alone! *bawl* So my life useless! ;__________;
And I dunno why my muse (my sweetheart) isn't inspiring me anymore. *sobb*
Maybe it's just the weekend... Let's hope tomorrow it'll be better.
That I'm already criticizin myself all the time doesn't mean, u cannot!
So lease review and comment anyway! <3
(Maybe a little founded critic will help me out of my writer's block - or preferably let's call it a comedian's block. >.<)

About 3 High Kides, a Puking Bee, an Unconcious Redhead, Sleeping Twins, One Lost Child and The Poor Birdy Boy, Who Must Handle Them All

Autor:  Charlett
"Hey Babe, ya think ya can fly or walk or at least stand?"
"I could kneel an give ya a blow job, if u wan me to." *.*
*coughs* "Errrm... maybe later" >.< *tries his best to concentrate on the situation*
"So I'll drop ya now, slowly, 'k?"
*nod*
*puts me down*
*fall down*
-.-° "I'm sorry."
"For what?"
"Never mind." -.- "Just stay like that, will ya?"
*not listening, busy petting the kitten and playing with*
*sighs and steps over to Rae* "Rae, would ya please-"
"NO! I WANNA RIDE THE ELEPHANT!"
"Then fucking go and heal the fucking elephant, for fuck's sake! So ya can fucking ride him!" >.<
"Oh... okay."
*steps over and takes the green kitten from me*
"WUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MY KITTEN! I WAN MY KITTIE BAHAAAACK!" *bawl*
*hurries back to me, kneels down, tries to put me at ease*
*applies her healing powers to the kittens leg*
*purrs and finally transforms back to human shape*
"Thanx, Rae!" *huggs her tightly*
"Do the elephant! IMMEDIATELY!"
*stops huggin her and transforms into an elephant*
"Good pet!" *beams and climbs onto his back* "Elephant, go!" *points toward the tower*
*heads toward the entrance*
"My kitten!" *sobb*
"Ssshhh, we'll find ya enother pet to play with, alright?"
"I want the KITTEN!!!" *cry*
"Up to know I thought ya don't like "Kitten"!" *smirks*
"D'ARGH! That bloody whore! If she lay her bitchy hand on u ONE MORE TIME-" *blow up*
"That's my girl." *g*
"And U! I can't believe ya went to that fuckin prom with her!!"
"Hey! If ya remember... It was to rescue the whole city! Otherwise I'd never- Hold on - who was the one making out with THAT BLOODY REDHEADED SUCKER in the hospital, FOR FUCK'S SAKE?!!!"
"I - I haven't - I didn't mean to -" *burst in tears once again*
-.-°
*sighs, goes to Bee, kneels down and shakes her*
"Bee! Wake up!!"
@.@ *stertorous*
*shakes her harder* "C'mon!" >.<
"St - op -it" @.@ *pukes all over the ground*
*jumps back in the nick of time*
"Great!" -.-°
"Ur fault, sucker!"
"U're welcome. Now, would ya please brush ur teeth and go for Cy then?" -.-
*gets up and nods* "Sure." *conjures a toothbrush and -paste out of nowhere and stars brushing her teeth*
"Very well then."
*steps back to my side and lifts me up*
"Let go off me!" *struggle*
"No way!"
"I don't wanna be touched by u, ya bastard!" *cry*
*finishes teeth brushing* "Man, what've u done this time?"
*sighs* "I think I became a lil' too overexcited about the Speedy-thin back in hospital..." -.-°
"Take ur filthy hands off me! I don't need UR help!" *bawl*
*also sighs* "Boy, I understand ya. But she's on drugs ya know... Talk with her, when she's back to 'normal' again, 'right?"
"Fair enough." -.-°
"Alright. I'm off searching for Sparky. Think ya can handle it... I mean them... alone?"
"Sure." *nods*
"LEMME GO!!!!" *still struggling and slap him*
>.< ... "Babe? Ya can't walk or fly and ya know... If u don't wanna have a little fun in the swimming pool, splash around a little bit... I don't mind. I can leave u here." *starts to put me down*
"NOOOOOOOO! I want splashing and swimming! I wanna have fun in the pool! Don't leave me here!" *sobb and cling to him*
*grins over my shoulder at Bee*
*nods and enters driver's seat'
*heads toward the tower's entrance, but turns once again around and at Bee*
"Hey Bee! Don' forget to kick that fucker off a cliff on ur way!"
*g* "We'll see." *takes off*


---------------------------------------------------------------END PART X---------------------------------------------------------------

I know, I know. Just thought about makin it a second interface... But ya know, it's more clearly arranged with the numbers/parts.
I think this one was just to warm up a little, so I'll go and work on XI instantly. And I'll try my very best to make that one as funny and def as they used to be a few days ago.
Please don't leave me! ^^° And feel free to comment. <3

The Calm Before The Storm

Autor:  Charlett
So Mas y Menos grap Raven, Robin lifts me up bridal style, BB turns into a little Kitten and jumps into Bees arms, while Agua shoulders Roy. Bee grabs Cy by the hand and together they head for TE-Car.
"Rae, in the back! Mas y Menos, on her lap!"
*to Auqa* "Put that jerk in the middle and then take seat in front!"
"Robin, u take Star on ur lap, also in the back! I'll drive!"
All do as they were told.
*places herself in the driver's seat*
"Here, take that." *hands Aqua the green kitten*
*mumbles to him* "They're so quiet... U think the effect's decreases?" *cocks an eyebrow with a quizzical look*
*shrugs* "I hope so..."
*starts the car and drives off*
While the ride there, the deep silence continues...
*takes a suspecious look in the rearview mirror*
"Zzzzzzz...."
*huddled against Rae* "Zzzzzzz...."
*still unconcious*
"Zzzzzzz...." *snore*
"Zzzzzzz...." *mumbles*
ô.o *turns her look to the Kitten in Aquas lap*
"Zzzzzzz...." *snorts, drools*
*chukles* "Like babies!" *sweat-drops* "Seems we're the only grownups here, Agua." ^^°
...
"Aqua?"
"Zzzzzzz...."
"Sweet." -.-°
...
Finally approachin the Tower.
"WAKE UP! Mommy won't carry al of ya lazy bastards!!" >.<
*yawns and stretches*
*blink, blink*
"Ya know, ya don' have to yell. We're no deafs!" -.-
"Thank goodness! She's back to normal!"
"MOMMYYYY! CARRY MEEEE, CARRY MEEHEEEEEE!!!!"
-.-°
O.o ... *shakes her head as to get rid of somethin*
"I WANNA RIDE THE ELEPHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!!"
-.-°
-.-°
"Don' count ya chick-"
"Drop it!" *cuts him of*
"Never mind." *aborts takin BB-Kitten with him*
*sighs* "Kids, get out!"
*drops out, sits down at the floor and crosses her arms* "I won't move! I WILL ride the elephant!"
*steps out of the car and takes me also out, once more carryin me*
"What about Speedy, Mas and Menos?"
*takes a look into the back of the car, where the redhead keeps to be out cold and the twins are still fast asleep*
"Just leave em there." *adds under her breath* "Three idiots less to look after." -.-
*takes another look around*
"Where's Sparky?"
*shrugs* "Probably at the hospital."
"SAY WHAT?! Why for fuck's sake?!"
"Cuz we didn't take him along."
"BUT - CRAP - WHY?!"
"I dunno. U said nothing about where he should take a seat... so ... we left him behind."
"D'Aaaaaaargh!" @.@ *faints*
O.O
<.<°
...
"Aqua, would ya please take-"
"No! Forget it! *puts Kitten to the ground* "I'm out!" *leaves*
O.o
...
-.-°


--------------------------------------------------------------END PART IX--------------------------------------------------------------

I know! Way too short and pointless as often enough. -.-°
I'm really sorry! But I should be at a birthday party since an hour. ^^°
And although I'm not in a bad mood, I'm also not in the right mood to be funny.
And again I'm sorry - cuz I knew that, before I startet to write this part.
But ya know... it's a part of my daily routine by now. I don't wanna miss it. ;-;
R ya as curious as I am about what's happenin next?
Believe me: I am - I don' have a clue! XD
Poor Robbiepooh, alone with the kids! >.<°
And what's with the forgotten child at the hospital?
Well, we'll see...
See ya tomorrow! <3

P.S.: Please ignore spelling and grammar mistakes, no time left to recheck. >.<°
And don't forget to comment, pleeeease! XD

The Hard Life of a Bee

Autor:  Charlett
*steps in* "What the fuck?!" O.O
<.<
>.>
O.o o.O
*regains conciousness*
"Help me!" *gasps* "Pleeease!"
*flyies over and pulls Cy off the Doc* "Sparky! Whatcha doin'?!"
"MOMMYYYY!" *huddles against her boobs*
ô.o
"Man, what's goin on?"
*scream* "íEl boludo soba nuestra princesa!!"
*realizes the visitors* O.o
"U like my tits?" ^__^
O.O O.O O.O O.O O.O O.O
"Unfortunately we can't see em, babe. Cuz that jerk's insulatin' em from our view." ;___;
"Fortunately!" >.< *catches my hospital dress with the foot and slips it over me*
"Aw! Whatta bummer!" ;____;
*still horny* "Gotta go!" >.< *locks himself in the bathroom*
"Eastern friends! Did ya come to enjoy the circus with us?"
"Circus?" O.o
"Yeah! We already have an elephant and a cat!" XD
All eyes wander to the still playing BB and Rae.
"What the heck is happenin here?!"
"It's the analgesic. Seems like it does not jar with their superpowers!" -.-°
"I see." -.-
"So lets get the fools outta here an home! Aquaboy, u'll take care of BB. Mas and Menos: go for the girls. I mean - look after them!!"
*nods*
"ívale!"
"And Speedy, u-"
*steps out of the bath* "D'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OFF MY GIIIIIIIIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*busy doin the making out with me*
*jumps at him, draggin him off of me and bashes him*
"AQUALAAAD!!! For fuck's sake! Do somethin! Slow him down!"
*shoots a jet of water at the postal goin boy wonder*
*pauses and drops the now unconcios and bleeding Speedy*
"U're not influenced by the drugs, r u?"
*shakes his head, panting*
"Great, so u'll have to take Speedy then. Mas, Menos: the girls! Aqua, let's go!"
*busy with fighting for who'll take care of me*
"No dice! I won't allow someone to touch my Baby!! ... again!" *eyebrow twitches*
*dropping from Aqualad's water jet, clothes completely soaked*
ô.o
"Well ok, u take care of her then!"
*nods*
"But I wanna ride the elephaaaaaaaaaaant!" *burst into tears*
"NO WAY! Cy said, I'll be allowed to ride him!!!"
"U said?" *looks at him*
"Sure, Mommy" *starts to suck on her cloaked breast*
"Stop that! I don't need marks of ur slobber on my uniform!"
"Raven, the elephant is hurt. He can't carry u now. Maybe later, ok?"
"I DON'T CARE IF HE IS!!! I WANNA RIDE THE ELEPHANT!!!"
"íTengo cuidado con la chica!" "íNo, yo!" *brawl*
" I don' wanna drive! Cars're mostly dangerous!" *bawl*
"We'll take the car! All of us! And we'll head for ur tower! NOW!!!"
Dead silence.
"Good kiddies!" ^^


-------------------------------------------------------------END PART VIII-------------------------------------------------------------


If u didn't figure out:
Bee
Speedy
Aqualad
Mas y Menos
I wanned to make Bee yellow and May y Menos white, but you can't read that properly.
Sorry, for my bad spanish! I'm out of it for too long. ^^°
I'm also sorry, that it turned out so short. Maybe I went for broke last night. >.<°
Please comment! <3

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