About 3 High Kides, a Puking Bee, an Unconcious Redhead, Sleeping Twins, One Lost Child and The Poor Birdy Boy, Who Must Handle Them All
Autor: Charlett
"I could kneel an give ya a blow job, if u wan me to." *.*
*coughs* "Errrm... maybe later" >.< *tries his best to concentrate on the situation*
"So I'll drop ya now, slowly, 'k?"
*nod*
*puts me down*
*fall down*
-.-° "I'm sorry."
"For what?"
"Never mind." -.- "Just stay like that, will ya?"
*not listening, busy petting the kitten and playing with*
*sighs and steps over to Rae* "Rae, would ya please-"
"NO! I WANNA RIDE THE ELEPHANT!"
"Then fucking go and heal the fucking elephant, for fuck's sake! So ya can fucking ride him!" >.<
"Oh... okay."
*steps over and takes the green kitten from me*
"WUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MY KITTEN! I WAN MY KITTIE BAHAAAACK!" *bawl*
*hurries back to me, kneels down, tries to put me at ease*
*applies her healing powers to the kittens leg*
*purrs and finally transforms back to human shape*
"Thanx, Rae!" *huggs her tightly*
"Do the elephant! IMMEDIATELY!"
*stops huggin her and transforms into an elephant*
"Good pet!" *beams and climbs onto his back* "Elephant, go!" *points toward the tower*
*heads toward the entrance*
"My kitten!" *sobb*
"Ssshhh, we'll find ya enother pet to play with, alright?"
"I want the KITTEN!!!" *cry*
"Up to know I thought ya don't like "Kitten"!" *smirks*
"D'ARGH! That bloody whore! If she lay her bitchy hand on u ONE MORE TIME-" *blow up*
"That's my girl." *g*
"And U! I can't believe ya went to that fuckin prom with her!!"
"Hey! If ya remember... It was to rescue the whole city! Otherwise I'd never- Hold on - who was the one making out with THAT BLOODY REDHEADED SUCKER in the hospital, FOR FUCK'S SAKE?!!!"
"I - I haven't - I didn't mean to -" *burst in tears once again*
-.-°
*sighs, goes to Bee, kneels down and shakes her*
"Bee! Wake up!!"
@.@ *stertorous*
*shakes her harder* "C'mon!" >.<
"St - op -it" @.@ *pukes all over the ground*
*jumps back in the nick of time*
"Great!" -.-°
"Ur fault, sucker!"
"U're welcome. Now, would ya please brush ur teeth and go for Cy then?" -.-
*gets up and nods* "Sure." *conjures a toothbrush and -paste out of nowhere and stars brushing her teeth*
"Very well then."
*steps back to my side and lifts me up*
"Let go off me!" *struggle*
"No way!"
"I don't wanna be touched by u, ya bastard!" *cry*
*finishes teeth brushing* "Man, what've u done this time?"
*sighs* "I think I became a lil' too overexcited about the Speedy-thin back in hospital..." -.-°
"Take ur filthy hands off me! I don't need UR help!" *bawl*
*also sighs* "Boy, I understand ya. But she's on drugs ya know... Talk with her, when she's back to 'normal' again, 'right?"
"Fair enough." -.-°
"Alright. I'm off searching for Sparky. Think ya can handle it... I mean them... alone?"
"Sure." *nods*
"LEMME GO!!!!" *still struggling and slap him*
>.< ... "Babe? Ya can't walk or fly and ya know... If u don't wanna have a little fun in the swimming pool, splash around a little bit... I don't mind. I can leave u here." *starts to put me down*
"NOOOOOOOO! I want splashing and swimming! I wanna have fun in the pool! Don't leave me here!" *sobb and cling to him*
*grins over my shoulder at Bee*
*nods and enters driver's seat'
*heads toward the tower's entrance, but turns once again around and at Bee*
"Hey Bee! Don' forget to kick that fucker off a cliff on ur way!"
*g* "We'll see." *takes off*
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I know, I know. Just thought about makin it a second interface... But ya know, it's more clearly arranged with the numbers/parts.
I think this one was just to warm up a little, so I'll go and work on XI instantly. And I'll try my very best to make that one as funny and def as they used to be a few days ago.
Please don't leave me! ^^° And feel free to comment. <3
"blow-job" und "dann kann ich ihn 'reiten' (haha)" looooool
bro you're killin me XDDD