Something Funny
Autor: yo-tan
1. Jack Sparrow 2. Will Turner 3. Hector Barbossa 4. James Norrington 5. Tia Dalma 6. Davy Jones 7. Sao Feng 8. Lord Cutler Beckett 9. Mr. Gibbs 10. Capitain Teague 11. Bill Turner 12. Cotton
01.)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Tia Dalma and Bill Turner. Interesting. Nope, never read anything, but who would write this anyway?
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
James Norrington. *dream*. Man, he is the hottest cutie in the ETC!
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Well Cotton does not have his tongue so I think anything else will be on his proper place. But really Cotton and Beckett? At least he could tell nobody…
04.)Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Chuu~u, never read something about Gibbs…he appears sometimes but this is all….
05.)Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Will and Davy? Man this would be interesting...But I don’t think there would be a good couple. I mean Will HATE Davy…this would be too much out of character.
06.)Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Tia and Gibbs or Tia and Teague… I think Tea and Teague, see, she and Jack have a long history, why should Tia never have seen Jacks Dad and hooked up together?
07.)What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?
Well, all right. Will and Cotton have sex...and Sao Feng sees it....I think the first thing is confusing enough. But I think Feng would just close the door and walk a way… probably would tell it Jack too annoy him xP
08.)Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?
Hector/ Teague. Oh this is easy *lol* Hector had break the rules with the mutiny against Jack and now he has to defend himself against the keeper of the Codex.
09.)Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Jack/Beckett? FLUFF?? OH MY GOD. Never! Rape, angst, hurt and all this other hart stuff *lol* and a lot of bondage.
10.)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:
Sao Feng/ Bill. Is this even possible? Well may be something like “The lose of the first mate.”
11.)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
If James wanted to de-flower Jack?? I think it would be the other way around...but may be James had have enough of being the uke and so he shows Jack how good it would be the other way around.
12.)Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Sao Feng? Well may be there would…I mean Jack and Sao Feng aren’t that bad.
13.)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Hector? Oh Hector and Lizzy *lol* Not really read but well play xP
14.)Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Bill? Nah, don’t think so…
15.)Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Will/James/Tia. Chu~u, nay nope. Don’t think so…but if someone would…this will be an interesting threesome.
16.)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Properly his own name….
17.)If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
I don’t know...May be… "Master of Puppets" from Metallica
18.)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Jack/Davy/Cotton. Uh sodomy…a mean…just look at Davy…
19.)What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
For Teague to use on Will? Well something likes “You know how my son is in bed. Want to have the master one day?” Okay. May be too aggressive.
20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Tia Dalma…chu~u it’s been a while…
21.)What is Six's super-secret kink?
Davy Jones super-secret kink…well something with his pet right?
22.)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?
Would Bill shag Gibbs? Drunk! But yeah there are pirates…
23.)If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
When Hector and Sao Feng got together I think Sao would top….
24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.´
Oka~ay…Jack and Mr. Gibbs (o.O NEVER) are in a happy relationship until Mr. Gibbs suddenly runs off with James (it becomes scary). Jack, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Bill (okay this is traceable) and a brief unhappy affair with Cotton, (it becomes weird again) then follows the wise advice of Tia (understandingly) and finds true love with Hector.(Yeah this sound right again)"
Something like “My wiered Sailing”
I have no fucking concept o.O.
25.)How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Sao Feng and Beckett? Would be interesting. But it’s a Disney movie. You can’t do this in a Disney movie.