go die
It was night and Zim was sitting in his laboratory wondering how he could get rid of Dib
Pov: Zim
I have to get rid of him he this Dib Think is still ruining my mission I hold up a syringe with poison and say yes with it he won't get in my way anymore my plan will work
Pov: Gir
No, he will not become master
Shut up Gir
Gir went back up into the living room and continued to watch television
I went over to Dib to kill him
Gir as long as I'm not there you have to say that
Gir just replied okay
Pov: Dib
I went briefly to the kitchen to have a drink and went back to my room all of a sudden I saw the room on my bed and that in the middle of the night
Zim what are you doing here, fuck off right now
Why Dib I thought you would like to visit Said Zim with a cheeky grin
What do you want here and in the middle of the night
What I want I want to see you suffer and how you die
No
Dib tries to escape but Zim pressed him really hard against the wall and took out the syringe with Poison and squirted it into Dib's throat
No you ..... asshole
Dib long on the floor he could barely move
I took a knife out of my pack and wanted it to go away and not ruin my mission any further
A few last words before I send you into your spoiled Dib human
Why do you want to kill me
Quite simply you are the reason why I couldn't continue my mission, you were always gone and that's why you have to die
So you'll ahhhh damn shit my stomach hurts so much ahhhh
Yeah the poison worked i'm a genius i'm zimmmm mahhhhaaaa
And now goodbye, Dib Think, I took the knife and stabbed Dib's heart with full force
Dib screamed like a madman and I just laughed like mad
Well finally he's gone I cleaned up the evidence and went back to my base I was sprayed with bult all over the place
Gir i'm back
No master you really did it no gir starts crying
Gir take it easy, nobody will find out that I killed him, it doesn't matter, I'll take a shower until then
I undressed and went into the shower and turn on the water and all the blood was dripping down from me I leaned against the shower wall and touched my antennae because after a strenuous day I just brought it up to my lips and couldn't help but grip my member to massage it oh holy mother of Irk I moaned and went faster and faster at some point the point where I came hit me and I came to breathe and I leave the shower and just put on my boxer shorts and went with them a bottle of alcohol to Gir upstairs and sat down with him and watch his boring monkey show
Master, why do you drink alcohol and why aren't you wearing your uniform and just walking around in boxer shorts
Why is it already completely pleasant and besides, I had just had the hottest fun in the world, I grin cheekily to Gir
Gir and Zim spend the whole evening on the couch watching films