Deputy Jonah
Lazy, sarcastic and the hero of every tale he tells.
Quotes:
"You that fellah from the train company?" — Jonah, questioning John
"I can't understand a goddamn word he says!" — Jonah, referring to Nigel West Dickens
"Oh, hardy fuckin' har! Dickhead." — Jonah, responding to John's insult
"I got me one of them Williamson boys!" — Jonah, telling Marshal Johnson about John
"Hey! Look what I got here, This som' bitch is still breathing, hehe. C'mon Bessie, giddy up!" — Jonah, trying to ride Norman Deek
"You sure are a tight-lipped sum' bitch, mister." — Jonah
"Fuck a dang pig, them cocksucking sons-a-bitches escaped to the other side of the fort." — Jonah referring to the Williamson Gang's retreat during "The Assault on Fort Mercer"
and
■"Wha'chu waitin' for, shatterhead?"
■"You're messing with the wrong lawman!"
■"I don't care how many of you there are!"
■"This ain't gonna end well for you!"
■"Who wants it next?"
■"You bastards ready to die?"
■"You're wolf meat, you hear me?"
Deputy Jonah