Charlett: Confessions of a kinky mind

The bottle comes to a halt, pointing at... me.
>.<
-.-°
"Well, so ya're up again, Starly."
...
<.<
"Star?"
...
*waggles his hand before my very eyes*
...
"STARLETT!"
*slowly turning my gaze in his direction*
*leans over, graps my shoulders and shakes me*
"Come back to earth! We're having a party here!"
*shake my head and come to my senses*
"Oh! I'm terribly sorry, friend! For a moment I was... lost, I think." ^^°
"Actually! We could've guessed that one!" -.-
"It's bullshit!"
O.o
?.?
"Whatcha mean, honey?"
"This game! It's crap!"
"And your point is?" -.-
"It's fucking counterproductive."
"Why's that?"
"If ya've to know: I just dreamt, that we all are in a story and I'm the author of it. And I wrote a whole chapter about us playing the game and it turned out... well unbelievably somniferous." -.-° "I played over all the feasible developings and it's no good! Nobody will drink enough and eventually it'll lead to a big fucking mess of utterly boredom!"
-sheepish silence-
"Well, that was the most stupid dream, I ever heard of, but anyway - I think she's got a point there."
*nods*
"Me too."
*nods in agreement*
"Next game!"
*smile*
"Yeah, watcha wanna do instead, babe?"
"Oh - that's a simple one!"
?.?
"Get pissed." *beam*
*lol*
*grins*
"Hear, ye!"
"I'm in"
"Citrons, salt and the Tequila! If you please..?"
"Everyone knows whattado?"
-Agreement on all sides-
"Swell!"
-busy putterin all-round-
"Ready? Set - go!"
*lick, down, bite*
"Well done, ladies and gentlemen! Please, prepare urself for round two."
"Round two?" O.o
"Natch!" XD
*sighs*
-action replay-
-action replay-
-action replay-
"One last time, please!"
"Are you kidding?!" *groans*
"Pussy!" *g*
"He took the word out of my mouth." *fg*
*casts an evil glance but licks his hand*
-action replay for the last time-
*applaud* "I take my head off to ya! And thank you very much!" XD
"And now... I'm thinking 'bout some very nice litte and utterly conductive time killer." *grin*
"I augur ill.."
*to Hot Spot* "Hold me! I think I'm starting to cry in mortal fear."
*puts his arms around her protectively*
*snuggles against his chest, grinning*
*evil glance*
>.>°
*clear my throat to get the attenion back*
"Attention please! Consider the following as a bridging operation."
<.<
"Now, fellas - we'll have another nice little game." *hand out some grain liquor quickies* "It's called 'Starly says and yaall know how it works." *smirk* "Now, Starly says: DRINK!"
-groaning on a few sides, but all do as they were told-
"Well done! And now Starly says: another round, just for the fun of it."
"She's tryin to kill us!"
*shrieks in fake-fear*
*fake burts into tears on BBs shoulder*
*pats his back sympathetically*
"That's the end. But I will go down with style." *graps a Brandy, downs it and cants over backwards*
*closes his still open, fixed eyes* "Rest in peace, mate." *puts on a long face*
"Oh, c'mon!" >.<
-everybody downs another quickie, except for Speedy-
"Excellent!" *beam*
"Actually I'm gettin kinda squiffy!" *giggles*
"I believe that's how it's meant to be." *fg*
"All-too-ture!" *down another quickie, most of the others followin suit*
"And now - just to be on the safe side - everyone has to ex a beer. Those who don't manage to, have to...?"
"DRINK A SNIFTER!"
Wow - whatta choir! XD
"You betcha!" *grin*
*hands out beer*
"The fastest'll get a 'real' kiss with the person he/she wants to!" ;D "And now on the count of three - THREE!"
Winner in chronological order (fastest first): Flash (0,4s), Cy (1,9s), Raven (3,9s), Robin (4,4s), ME (5,1s), Speedy (5,2), Hot Spot (6,0s), Jinx (7,7s), Jerry (10,6s) and -nearly not made it- Harry (15,5s) - HOORAY for the high-flyer! ^___^
And here are the tragical losers (from close, but loser anyway to completely failure XD :) Bee, Argent, BB and Aqualad. ^^°
"Wow, Flashy! That was just - incredible!" *o*
"Awesome!!"
"Shiny!!!" *.*
"Yeah man! Ya're da limit!" *pats him on the back*
"Yes, Speedster - that suerly was a peak performance!" :D "But, all fellow Titans! I take my hat off to ya!" *salute*
*looks utterly grumpy*
O.o "Hey, sup little one?"
"You alright?"
"It's nothing. Get off my back!" -.-
O.o
<.<
"Heeeey, sweetie." *crawls over to her* "Please don't be so pissed off about havin to kiss me." D:
O.O "Say what?!"
*laughs*
"I want to mack on ya!" ^___^
*blushes deeply*
*leans in*
*closes her eyes and leans in as well*
*closes the gap between them and sucks face with her*
...
*envious look, sulks*
...
...
>.>°
*coughs*
^^°
"Err..."
"Would ya two mind... cutting it out some time?" ^^°
"Oh..."
"Uh..er.." ^^°
"Sorry! I think I got carried away.." ^______^
*lol*
"Understandably!" ^^
*between many laughs* “Alrigth, buddies! Is here everyone, who does not feel al leat a bit drunk?”
*beeeelch*
"WACKEEEN!"
"What?!"
"Never mind" ^^
*shrugs*
*lol*
"So everyone is at least pixillated? ... STRIKE!" XD
*rofl*
*giggle*
*chuckle*
*gg*
“Aaaalright, pals!" *hiccup*
*chaaaaaant*
>.<
"Mave youu attion, pleease!” (May I have your attention, please!)
*whispers repeatedly singing* "Shtaaly hasn ova da eigh!" (Starly has one over the eight!)
"Quiet!" D<
-everyone is listening again-
*pull myself together* "We’ll divide into two groups now. BB, Rae, Garth, Slagger, Argent, Flash and Jerry - if you’d please take yar position at that giant twister field over there!” ^^ *point in direction* “at the left side and Robin, Tiger, Harry, Jinxy, Cy and Bee – if you’d please take yar place at the other side. In order ya've been called, please!  Got it memorized?!”
*screaks* “ZOMG! AXEEEL!!!!!!!!!!”
*grin*
“I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABYYYYY!!!!!!!!!”
“Later, honey! Later!” ^.~
-snortings and chuckles-
"If  she gets one, I want one, too!"  *sulks*
*killer look*
O.o "And how do you think I shall make ya pregnant?!"
*rooofl*
"Well... ya can't impregnate her either!" >.<
*cough* "Whatever... The teams're selected. And Rae – ya’ll have to spin da index with yar powers, alright? No cozenage!!" *take my place on the field between the bird and the tiger* This could become interesting. -.-° "So, if everybody's raring to go.. Starly says: Ready, set, go!”

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Btw, If ya didn't notice... I'm BAAAAAAAAAACK! XD
And I have SO DAMN FUCKING MUCH CRAP on my mind for this story! You can count on regular updates from now on again! HOORAY!
I love ya and please comment, fucker! *smoochie*

P.S.: Yeah, I'm deeply in love with Dicki once again! How could I've forgotten how GORGEOUS he is??!!! XD
P.P.S.: Look forward to the developings - there's some nasty shit about to happen to the two of us! :D (I mean YOU and me - Rae and Starly! ^__^)

See ya next time! *kiss*