Friends are no Vehicles von KuraiOfAnagura ================================================================================ Kapitel 1: ----------- Uff, dass ich hier mal nochmal eine Fanfiction hochlade? Wer hätte das gedacht xD Aynway, verzeiht, dass diese hier in Englisch ist, aber sie war der Preis für einen fanartcontest auf deviantArt und ich konnte einfach nicht wiederstehen, sie auch hier hochzuladen. Have Fun! Friends are no Vehicles “Stupid Mira Jane!” “Aye!” “Stupid Erza!” “Aye!” “Stupid GRAY!!!” “Aye! Aye!” The thick bushes of bracken trembled heavy as the swearing made its way through the softly light clearing to the riverside. Though disturbed through the loud announcement of how stupid some people were (“Stupid Old Geezer!”), followed closely by the happy “Aye!”, the birds had started to sing again, providing the background melody for this warm spring day. The heavy green leaves departed and a 10-year old mage dropped out onto the soft grass. Still scowling and huffing he rubbed his head, just as a winged blue cat came flying from the branches as well. “STUPID GRAAAAAY!!!” It was not the bird's to judge, but it seemed as if they'd at least noticed how stupid said Gray was for a bout 10 seconds until they started singing along again. Frustrated about how little the world cared about his anger, the little mage sat down and... well... pouted. “Natsu!” Greeted the blue cat, which had landed before the sulking boy. “How big is the monster going to be!?” This seemed to be some key word, as the pink haired boy now had a mischievous glitter in his eyes. “HA! It will be thiiiiiiiiis big! And his fangs will be thiiiiiiiiis long! And it will be super strong! But this is no problem for me, for I am also super strong! Much more stronger than this stupid naked monkey!” “Aye! But Erza's stronger!” “Silence! Also Erza has to acknowledge my strength once and for all when I present her the fangs of that deathly monster, that we sure are going to hunt today down!” “Aye!” “Grmbl, how could they dare to laugh over me!? It was not my fault that this old geezer had to organise a cart-ride to the amusement park! Ha! Amusement my ass! Horror Park... or or Double-Horror Park!” “Aye! But Natsu! You puked into every coaster! Even into the little ducks!” “SHUT UP!” Suddenly Natsu was up, but what he hadn't noticed was how his scale like scarf had still been struck to a branch, so he was struck to his bottom again. “Argh! Well!? It is not MY fault that I can't handle vehicles! I've never experienced such things with Igneel!” “But Natsu, you could walk faster than the ducks and you still puked into them!” “Enough of that already, let's hunt for monsters!” he said and made a step over the little river and made his way through the bushes. “Aye!” “Ahahaha, Ay-ayayayaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!” apparently the little river ended in a high waterfall. “NATSU!” In an instant the fluffy white wings of Happy were out again and he threw himself through the whole in the shrubbery, which Natsu had left as he fell down the cliff. “HAPPY!” Little Natsu could see his friend getting closer and closer, but he could also see the green ground coming closer as well. With a heavy thud that pressed out all the air of Natsus lungs, Happy cought him mid-flight and aired up towards the clouds again. As they'd reached the shore they were both panting heavily, clothes already poured with cold sweat. “Happy! That was awesome!” “....aye... I'm tired Natsu....” Grinning madly after his life-and-death situation he picked the blue cat into his lap and together they watched the clouds and the birds who flew just so easily over the huge canyon. “Uh! Natsu! You didn't get sick when I carried you! You're cured!” “Nope, of course I didn't get sick, didn't get sick when I flew with Igneel either.” “Why's that so? Eh, Natsu?” Natsu smiled brightly at him. “Haha, dummy, because you're a friend and no vehicle of course!” “Aye!” ~ During the evening at the Fairy Tail Guild House~ “Yo, Erza!” “What is it Gray? I'm busy right now.” “Have you seen Natsu today?” “Yes, this morning, he said something about hunting down a huge monster to show us all how strong he is.” “Hahaha, that duchebag!” “Nefor you judge over him I would first consider you to put on some clothes, Gray!” “Hu? How'd this hap- Gyargh!” ~Somewhere in the Forest near Magnolia~ “... hello? .... somebody....? do you perhaps know the way back to Magnolia? .... hell-o?” “...aye?” Hosted by Animexx e.V. (http://www.animexx.de)